Thursday, August 14, 2008

Absentee Notes

Real excuse notes written by parents for their absent children (with original spelling):

* Please excuse Lisa for being absent, she was sick and I had her shot.

* Dear School please ekscuse John being absent on Jan 28,29,30,31,32 and also 33.

* Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

* Please excuse Roland from PE for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

* Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

* Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

* Chris will not be at school cus he has an acre in his side.

* Please xcus Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

* Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre dyrea direa the s...

How good is Michael Phelps?

The best ever! 11 gold medals to his name and every chance it will be 14 by the time the games are over.

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