I've just finished driving the taxi, it started quietly but picked up and became a reasonable night. I had one fare to Margaret River which helped. There were a few Christmas parties happening and I took various people home from those.
The most bizarre incident of the night happened on the footpath as I pulled up at the lights at Queen St. There was a group of young people, some on bikes, one of which was lying half on the road, and one girl in a shopping trolley. As she stood up to get out of the trolley her jeans - the hipster variety favoured by the modern teenager - came half way down her bum, revealing her bare backside and black g-string as she bent over and climbed out! There were empty cans scattered around the group and on the road, I can only assume that she was innebriated beyond the point of noticing or caring about her semi-exposed immodesty. Not surprisingly there were several boys paying her attention at the time and later on when I again saw the group, this time on the park bench opposite the taxi rank.
The rest of the night was uneventful by comparison!