The New Year brings promise and hope.......that maybe the previously prolific blogger might rediscover his passion for prose.....maybe.....
The plan is regular and brief. (Bowel movement blogging?)
Snappy snippets for the hungry reading public, all two of you!
So, here goes.
Mid-afternoon on day off.
Text from Mrs HP.
"I'm going to be a while (at the hospital with her Dad) Do you want to start getting dinner ready?"
Reply from sincere but ill-informed blogger husband
"No worries, Favourite Daughter has already started cooking"
Half an hour later.
"Dad can you give me a lift to youth group?"
"Sure. What's that?"
"Dinner I cooked to take to group"
After delivering daughter and misinterpreted meal
Text to Mrs HP
"The good news is dinner is cooked.
The bad news is FD took it with her!
It wasn't for us!"
Final scene, Blogger Husband hastily cooks traditional get out of trouble meal, spaghetti bolognese...