Monday, June 21, 2010

The Shortest but Best Day of the Year

Happy Birthday to me
I got a flat screen TV*
Happy Birthday for the World Cup#
Watching sport and Footy

* Less than half price at a 3 hour sale at Hardly Normals**
** Also got a reverse cycle air conditioner at the same sale***

*** Which helped convince Mrs Holt Press that I should get a flat screen digital TV for my birthday!!

# What a terrible World Cup the Socceroos are having!! We need a miracle to get through to the next round and I can't see it happening, so I've done what every proud and self-respecting Aussie would do, I've invoked the spirit of ANZAC and jumped on board the Kiwis bandwagon.
And my new team were brilliant in holding World Champs Italy to a 1-1 draw last night.
C'arn the All Whites!


Merle said...

Hi Marcus ~~ Happy Birthday. Looks like you have had a great day.
Love, Merle.

Peter said...

Happy Birthday, you're catching up to me you know.

Marcus said...

That ain't funny man!

PS. Did your present turn up?

Peter said...

YES the Bullshit present arrived!!!!


When you were 1 I was 26 times your age... I'm not even twice tour age now!!!!!